UPDATE: Pink Pees In Public
Don't Forget To Wipe Off Your AnklesGuess which bundle of celebrity class decided to relieve herself in public at the beach?
posted by Maddie at 10:51 AM
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Don't Forget To Wipe Off Your AnklesGuess which bundle of celebrity class decided to relieve herself in public at the beach?
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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13 Comments:
Damn! I can't figure out who it is! Come on - spill it. I can't make out what the darn tattoos say!
Real class act though. . . . I gotta give her that. *snort*
OMGoodness!!!!
*shakes head in astonishment*
At least she is covered! LMAO
I couldn't believe it when I saw this picture. I know Pink isn't known for her good manners but Jesus!
By the way, absolute best blog-post title I've read in a really long time.
Shannon Doherty?
Hi Maddie,
I’ve no idea who this crude woman is, but I’m absolutely speechless. Were there no public restrooms for her to use? Doesn’t she realize that not only is this disgusting behavior, but it’s a public health hazard to be peeing on the ground? What if some little kid or a dog comes along and walks through her piss? I think she could be arrested for urinating in public.
OMG!! I thought she's puking! Are you sure she's just urinating?
I cannot tell who she is but I think she's young.
But I barely know the celebrities. I only get all my gossips from this site. :D
Is it Winona? She's classy
My first guess was Mandy Moore ... but, she's too goody goody to urinate in public.
Hmmm, no tattoos ...
Who is it!?!?
Well Maddie!!!!!!
Are you going to enlighten us as to who the exhibitionist is or are you going to leave us hanging?!?!?!?!?
Gawd woman!
I'ts Pink!
I used to like her until I saw her on a show and she shared the name of her dog. Guess what the poor creature's name is? F*cker. Yep, not kidding.
She's so gross.
SL
Oh no. That is just *wrong*.
Well, she might have written a song about "stupid Girls", but she is a NASTY girl. *shudder*
Yeah...she's trash. nasty trash.
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