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Saturday, March 24, 2007

And The Cause Of Death Is...

If one considers the National Enquirer and Star magazines as credible sources, Anna died from an overdose of sleeping medication (commonly referred to as the 'date rape' drug) and a raging blood infection that would have killed her had she not OD. Evidently, she used a dirty needle to inject herself with some form of medication on Monday afternoon, hence the 105 degree temperature on Wednesday.

I have a feeling things are just getting started.

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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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