Hot Mess

Why do celebrities think they can just roll out of bed, root around on the floor with their arms outstreched and their eyes closed, and walk out of their house wearing something like this?

Every season is being represented here: Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall and the transitional periods in between each one. The only thing worse than high-waisted pants is high-waisted shorts. With Boots. And A Shawl. And a brown and white striped shirt. With another shirt underneath it.