Jungle Rot

There is no excuse for being seen in public with your scabs displayed so proudly. I can understand getting a blister on your heel or pinky toe...but how do you manage to get BOTH feet scobbed up...on the TOP? If you have time to harrass the employees at McDonald's...then honey, you have time for a pedicure. If you cannot get one, stay. at. home. It's that simple. You do not show up to a red carpet event with Hammer Time on your feet. Wear a boot. I think I would have preferred that you wore tennis shoes with this than those shoes. Those straps are not helping sister. TAKE THYSELF HOME...

Here are some hints to this individuals identity:
1. Her Initials are ASHLEE SIMPSON
2. She can't sing
3. She was humiliated on national tv lip syncing
4. Her father is a tyrant
5. Her older sister is MUCH prettier than she will ever be
6. Her sister is a slut.