Hang up the phone...
Debbie Harris of Blondie Fame

Debbie, you know what? I'm not going to call you anymore. In fact, if you are really in the mood to talk to someone, call your stylist and/or hairdresser. Girl. You look TORE UP. You look like the mother of the Slim Jim on TV with the rubber hair. And why did you wear your souvenir night gown from Dollywood to a red carpet event? Oh! Wait I get it! That coat is supposed to be cool!Well, its not. But if you would have called someone instead of waiting around for everyone to call you, you would have known.