Karma's A Bitch...And Obviously, So Is Jessica

So last week a little story comes out that Chestica cheated on Nick in 2004 with the lead singer of Maroon 5, Adam Lavine or Levine..whatever. Well, this week, Nick La-Hey! decides he needs to get half of her money and all of the jewelry he gave her, and I for one hope he gets it. Allow me if you will, to enumerate the reasons why. First, Jessica is a fraud. Second, anyone that does not know, your affair will eventually come out you cheated on your husband when you are one of the biggest stars on the planet, deserves a looooooooooooooooooong drawn out, messy, divorce. And could she please do something with her creepy looking father?!? And third, she is related to the girl who wore open toe sandals to a red carpet event, with feet that looked like they had been drug behind a Buick.