More Than A Mouthfull

Look Ms. Dental Hygienist lady...when you have ten fingers in my mouth, please don't ask me questions. Are you doing that to make me look stupid for trying to answer you? And if you are going to have your mouth a nanometer from my nose, suck on a mint. I know you had a burrito of some sort for lunch. How do I know? 'Cause I could smell the re-fried beans on your breath.

Furthermore, I don't care to know your opinion on the song on the radio. Honestly. Just clean my teeth without the commentary. And clean your glasses.