Sunday, March 19, 2006

Repeat Offender

Dominique Swain
is at it again. So many things...white shoes...print...hair...hurts.
Shall we begin?

1.Hair- Make up your mind which color and style you want to go with. You look like you got caught up in a cyclone or had a narrow escape from the electric chair. The color is a cross between urine and oranges.
2. Dress- Laura Ingles? Is that you? Your prints are going nuts. And while I am sure you were attempting to appear demure, your slutty pose ruins the effect. I still think you have nice pits though. Your starting to look like a young version of Anna Nicole Smith.
3. Shoes- No. White. Pumps. How many times must I repeat this? I don't care if they're trying to make a fashion comeback...no matter how much you pay for white pumps they always look cheap. But...since 'cheap' is obviously what you are going for, they work.
4. Make Up- Its 'glow' not 'grease' that you should go for. You've got enough oil on your face to replenish the oil refineries in New Orleans. Say it with me...BLOT.

Irony is around us everywhere if you just take the time to stop and look. Notice that she is attending an event co-sponsored by InStyle.

1 Comments:

Blogger T-girl said...

Does she get like kickbacks or something from Arriad??? What is the up with all the pit posses???? I am not sure I have ever seen a pic withOUT her pits hanging out... honey get a grip, it is JUST deoderant!

Mad- the main prob with this girl is the fact she is UGLY, not oh not attractive, oh she is ok, NOPE! She has passed all that and is straight into FUGLY! So the simple fact is, all the advice you give is for not, even if she did follow it... she would still look like her face was stuck in a meat grinder!!!!

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