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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Tears Of Joy

Nick Lachey is planning a tell all song/video of his break up with Jessica Simpson complete with Jessica lookalike. Us Magazine is reporting that MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo has been slated to impersonate the ex Mrs. Lachey. Also, Billboard Magazine is giving Lachey's latest foray into the pop world, "What's Left Of Me", rave reviews.

Is it so wrong that I want Jessica Simpson to be miserable while Nick finds him a nice girl? By the way Nick, Kristin ain't it...but keep dating those 19 year olds. That has to hurt.

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Jen said...: nick is HOT! and seems so incredibly sweet. and patient. did i mention sexy as hell?

btw, i don't think it is wrong to want nick to find himself a nice girl while jess is miserable. i think that she should have worked harder to make her marriage work and listened less to her dad.; 6:29 PM
T-girl said...: I JUST heard his new single in the car on the way home! Not half bad but ordinary if you ask me. No more American Idol for ME! LOL I am sure Simon would have something to say! LOL; 8:20 PM

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