You Dialed The Wrong Number

"Hello? Yeah...this is Parker Posey...let me speak to my stylist. What do you mean I don't have a stylist?! Of course I have a stylist! Do you think I am capable of creating this wonderful ensemble all by myself? Of course not! Who else but a stylist would have thought to pair a boring brown pashmina with a steel gray silk dress that she dug out of a bin at the the Big Brother's Big Sisters clothing dontation drop off center? And who but a stylist, would have suggested I carry this phone purse with me??? And who, madam, would suggest that I coyly call her on my purse phone while the photographers are snapping my photo ? My stylist! Now let me talk to her."