Nick Lachey : "Jessica is a slut"

Okay...he really didn't say that but I wish he would have. Perez Hilton is reporting all the juicy details on the tell all interview he gave Us Weekly and Rolling Stone. Some of the highlights are:

1. He does not like Jessica's new boyfriend, her father, Joe Simpson who has his own issues with a mid life crises. Lose the earring Joe.
2. He would marry her all over again.
3. Jessica told him after the American Music Awards that she wanted a divorce. He begged her to sleep on it and she woke up the next morning still wanting out of the marriage. she slept on it alright...that and about four other men allegedly.
4. He begged her to go to counseling. She refused. Sorry Nick...Jessica does not need psycobabble to tell her that there are obviously problems in your marriage. Other men tend to cause a strain.
5. He wishes he would have caught Jessica in bed with another man. He says it would be easier for him to walk away from the marriage instead of suspecting that she cheated.

Team Nick shirts are outselling Team Jessica shirts 20 to 1 at Kitson in L.A. Nick's song, What's Left Of Me, is exploding on the Billboard Charts. In the meantime, Jessica continues flirt outrageously with her co-star while her boyfatherfriend stares at her bountiful bosom and tries to morph Ashlee into a younger Jessica.

Jessica was seen recently wearing Nick's ring again. Reconciliation perhaps? If they do, I'm sure Us Weekly will have Joe on the cover with the headline, "What went wrong?"