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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I'm Sure Jennifer Is Ecstatic Right Now

It's a sad day indeed when the baby of your ex looks better than you do (sorry Jen but it's true and stop wearing black all the time please). It's a sad day indeed when a thirty one year old woman (me) is thinking about walking into the plastic surgeon's office and asking for lips just like Shiloh Nouvel's.

According to Bulletproof Bracelets, the Jolie-Pitt pictures cost $4.1 million bucks. Other websites that have posted the picture above have recieved legal notifications to remove the pictures PRONTO. I am so psyched.

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D. Prince said...: We might hit the big time as bloggers today Maddie!

Wouldn't those be quite the bragging rights for little old me... "Yes, I was contacted by Brad and Angelina's lawyers."

And I couldn't agree more about Jennifer Aniston wearing boring black constantly. And the brainwashing North America into thinking she's beautiful to look at. Hey, I actually wouldn't mind having that ability.; 3:45 PM
T-girl said...: OH! Sooo cute! She does not even LOOK like a week old, I hate her already! She is gorgous!; 5:09 PM
T-girl said...: By the way, I am glad to know she is breastfeeding! I will be SO pissed off though if they don't get sad and saggy like the rest of us mortals! :); 5:18 PM
Prunella Jones said...: Angelina is not mortal. Her boobs will actually get perkier and her waist tinier without the help of plastic surgery.; 9:09 PM
Jen said...: she is so tiny!; 1:33 PM
Jen said...: the baby that is. :); 1:34 PM

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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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