Baby Get Your Back Back

Somewhere between restaurants, Jessica Simpson seems to have misplaced her buttocks. What happened to working it in the Daisy Dukes? What happened to the blah-dow? Now, it's just blah. Where did all the junk in her trunk go? All she's got back there is a paper cup and an empty Coke can. Jessica looks like she could do an endorsement for the Mom's Line of Lee Jeans.

Were we deceived during the filming of the Dukes of Hazzard? Was her gadunkadunk merely a trick of the light or perhaps a padded panty?

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