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Monday, August 14, 2006

Ova

Kate Hudson and her long haired hubby, former Black Crowe's frontman, Chris Robinson are kaput after six years of marriage and five years of denial.

I hate to get on what the good Lord hath made, but Chris was sho nuff facially challenged.

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Anonymous said...: That is the first time I've seen him sans facial hair and sunglasses.; 6:56 PM
Pamer said...: wow, big surprise. And after all those "fun" tales of Chris and his friends getting drunk and stoned at their house (constantly) and showing kate their wee-wee's (constantly). It simply sounded like paradise; 6:56 PM
Unknown said...: Maybe now she'll hook up with Matthew McConaughey. Granted he and I are meant for each other but if I have to pass him on (seeing as my husband has issues with me running off with other men *rolling eyes* lol) I will let her have him. They would be the perfect couple. La La La.

It's the romantic in me, I can't resist!; 11:10 PM
Anonymous said...: I could never understand what she saw in him in the first place. I'm just not getting it. She's gorgeous and he's. . . . well, let's just call him "visually challenged." So now maybe she'll move on to greener pastures and sweeter eye candy! *g*; 8:14 AM

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