Big SisterIf she really wants to gain the public's sympathy, I think she should stage her walking down the street and falling because her fake leg fell off. That would make me feel sorry for her.
posted by Maddie at 12:16 PM
Friday, August 18, 2006
Big SisterIf she really wants to gain the public's sympathy, I think she should stage her walking down the street and falling because her fake leg fell off. That would make me feel sorry for her.
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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8 Comments:
GIRL... LMAO... ROLFLMAO!!!!!! Whew, that whole fake leg scene really got me! I almost flipped backwards from my chair! Too funny....... Oh, yeah, damn, I'm supposed to be feeling sorry for her. Shit!
LOL...we got to have a chat session of ridiculessness like we did in the old days...soon my friend...soon.
Billy just told me I'm insensitive. he said she can't help she has a fake leg.
LOOOOOLLLL!!! That makes me laugh even harder! Billy... Billy... Billy. He wouldn't be so kind if he had that leg sharing the bed with him! :)
Yes, we do. I was reading T-Girl's posts and felt like a total stupidass after the one about not using certain slang terms if you're white. Girl, she would shit a gold brick in one of our conversations! :)
I'm going to the beach Wednesday... be back Sunday. Seriously, I want us to hang out soon and promise to make it regular!
:)
Okay. That's it. I'm cutting you off! No more hanging out with me!
It's gotta be B-A-D if *I* think something is mean. And that was just M-E-A-N! No less hysterical. . . but MEAN! LMAO
But hey, on the flip side - if she's gonna put herself out there, girlfriend needs to expect that she's gonna hear it!
Maddie, you are mean!
LOOL but in a funny kind of way. I dont know how to explain it really. LOOL!
If she's not a gold digger - she should get out of that marriage WITHOUT any settlement. *roll eyes*
Fake leg falling off.. ha!!!!!!!!
Can't stop laffing! Good one.
You forgot to mention her fake tits, head, arse and past.
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