Killer?Did he do it?
posted by Maddie at 10:25 AM
Thursday, August 17, 2006
About Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
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Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
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Ex. Paris Hilton
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Ex. Bjork
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Ex. Sharon Stone
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adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
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Ex. Jessica Simpson
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adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
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16 Comments:
I don't know but he should be put away for that outfit.
*muffled laughter*
You are TOO much MJ...lol...I wonder if his zipper gets hung up on his lip. They are rather high waisted.
He certainly looks like a pedophile. But how did he know the Ramseys?
Well he's certainly got the PeeWee Herman look down pat. Just from looking at him, he seems "off" to say the least.
What I don't get is that JonBenet was found the morning after Christmas, meanwhile he claims to have kidnapped her after she came out of school. If the day before was Christmas, shouldn't school have been on break? I don't know - something's just not adding up for me.
I think this guy is a patsy...a 'pasty' patsy.
Those Ramsey parents are tricky
With that high waistband, I'm guessing he's hiked up his trousers as far as possible to give that "flood pants" effect in the lower half. Attractive.
He looks like he just wants to spend the night in jail to find a new boyfriend.He looks like he couldn't kill an ant yet alone a person.
I thought he was wearing to much eyeliner- it was a press conference- not la cage aux folles
I'm hoping he is the killer, so JonBenet can finally get justice. However, I'm not sure if I believe him. The school thing confused me, too. I don't know any children who are in school the day after Christmas. It was always my impression that she was abducted from her bed.
Billy, you *CRACK ME UP!* It is *not cool* to spit soda all over one's desk while one is at the office. That being said - that line is a classic!
Casee, I'm with you. I was always under the impression that she was abducted from her bed Christmas night and was found the following day in her basement. Where's this school angle coming from? Like I said - this just isn't adding up. And yeah - I think this guy's also looking for someone to make him his "bitch."
Okay, gotta add one more thing. . .
The way he's looking at the camera it's like he's saying. . .
I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.
He's TOTALLY playing up to the camera! I haven't seen a picture of him yet that he's not looking *directly* at the camera. Most criminals look away and try to hide. NOT THIS GUY!
Nope. 2+2 is NOT adding up to 4.
Yeah...I tend to agree. I hope for the Ramsey's sake this guy did it, but as the hours pass, I'm beginning to think he's just out for infamy.
It looks like they have to support his Huge head..look at that skinny neck..
Is he a real person?
I am so confused, he knows the damn details of the murder, he is confessing and yet... wtf? I am sure it will all come out in due time. Either way the man makes me SICK, sick, SIIIIICKKKKK!!!! I am wondering if there was more then one time with him so to speak and the last is the bad outcome so to speak, not that any outcome at anytime would make sense. He is a fucking school teacher though, this sicko wether he did it or not, needs to be locked up FAR away from kids. He obviously is a sociopath, they like the notarity!
The only thing that gives me hope is that the police are saying he knows things that weren't told to the general public. Supposedly only the killer would know these things. I'd like to know *what* things.
We knew about the ransom note. We knew how she died. It isn't adding up. Which sucks.
The press is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
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