Uh OhhhhhhhI think Kate has some insecurity issues. Does she purposely date men who are inferior in the looks department? I know that's ugly but seriously. I think Owen would admit he is not that hot.
posted by Maddie at 9:49 AM
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Uh OhhhhhhhI think Kate has some insecurity issues. Does she purposely date men who are inferior in the looks department? I know that's ugly but seriously. I think Owen would admit he is not that hot.
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13 Comments:
Holy Shit!
I do have a tiny thing for Owen, there's just something about him but I always thought of Kate Hudson as such a goody goody. Didn't she like never talk her biological father again because he left her Mom?
I can believe it though.
Kate has some odd taste in guys. Maybe she shouldlay off the pot smoking for a while.
I also have a thing for Owen. Something about him, the wit, the crazy nose. But this does surprise me.
I stand by my prediction that Kate and Matthew McConaughy will end up living happily ever afer...
Well it seems that love truly *is* blind! AS A BAT! Which really isn't blind so that is a misnomer, don'tchya think? But hey - work with me on this one.
As for Owen Wilson in the looks department. . . I really don't think he's that good looking (his nose just *annoys* me!) but you have to admit he's a step up from what she left!
But her taste in men really *does* leave much to be desired. . .
I LOVE Owen Wilson! I think he's pretty hot. And, of course, I love his sense of humor. I think Kate has totally hooked up! *g*
SL
Maybe Owen doesn't have the personality of a tree stump?
i find owen kinda cute. his personality more than makes up for the nose. shoot, his brother is way hotter, but that's a diff story. as far as kate goes, i have no clue. her mom has been dating kurt russell for many years and they refuse to get married. that's what stupid.
Girl, why don't the man get that nose fixed??? Reminds me of a local sportscaster we call "penis nose". Eeewwww!
Since when did she become so popular? I am sure that they could find someone eles more important to talk about.
Oh, I like Owen Wilson too. He's so funny, and I like his smile. :D
He's a much, much better replacement, good for her. LOOL!
*Here I am now, Maddie, don't complain* LOL!
Can I just tell you how much his broken nose annoys the crap out of me? Every time I see him I just want to grab his nose and straighten it out. Geez with all the money he makes you'd think he could afford a good plastic surgeon. Fix the damn thing already!!!
Oh Di, I just read your comment. It seems we're the minority here...I just don't understand how people find him ok looking let alone cute. *gag* (no offense to those who find him good looking) LOL
Are you kidding me? She had an affair with Owen Wilson. Ewww!! He's disgusting. BLAH. Bad Kate Hudson...BAD!!!!
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