Friendly Advice Part Deux

I've stated this before and I would like to do so again. I am all about women looking healthy and having curves and eating more than an apple wedge a day. I think society puts too much pressure on young girls to be thin.

However, one with saddle bags (*cough Claire Daines cough cough*) should not wear polyesterish brown pants that enhance said luggage. I've seen some saddle bags in my day, heck I've got some myself, but LORD GOD. WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN THOSE THINGS? ARE THEY MOVING? IS ALL OF THEIR STUFF IN HER BROWN PANTS? WHO TOLD HER THAT SHIRT MATCHED THOSE NON-FLATTERING, HEINOUS BROWN PANTS? WHY IS SHE CARRYING A WAL-MART BAG? AND WHAT CRITTER CRAWLED UP ON BILLY'S TOP LIP AND DIED? Make no mistake...the moral of this story is not about having saddle bags. It's about draping them in BROWN POLYESTER PANTS.

In all reality, her saddle bags probably aren't that bad. It was just probably a bad angle. But this picture bolsters my argument that you should pose in various positions, and role play if need be, in front of your full length mirror before you leave the house to ensure this kind of thing never happens.