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Friday, August 18, 2006

Burqa's Are Underrated

Muslims are a little ticked off at Kate Moss. A big poster of the model is positioned right in front of a mosque in New York. Calvin Klein's latest ad campaign features Moss in various topless poses, including one in which she is holding a shirtless hunk. Devout Muslims must pass the billboard at least five times a day as they make their way to the Madina Masjid Mosque to pray.

I wonder how they will react when the Kate Moss "Cozy With Cocaine" ad is unveiled.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Maybe I should give cocaine a try?; 12:47 PM
Maddie said...: Can't advocate that Anon...then you might end up looking like her strung out boyfriend. Not a good look.; 12:54 PM
sharonje927 said...: I have a lot of things I want to say here Maddie. But you know where I am now, and I am just restraining myself.

Remind me next time we chat, and I'll let you know what my opinions are.; 2:55 PM
Abe said...: Speaking of fashion, don't forget to attend this year's Burqa Fall Fashion Show. Don't miss it!; 3:25 PM
Maddie said...: Village...I'm there.; 3:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Kate Moss. Another freak.

I don't understand how she's regarded as being 'beautiful'.

She's ugly, for gawds sake.

And a miserable cow too.; 4:50 AM

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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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