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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Brooke Sheilds Eats Her Eye Boogers

OMG..this is the most disgusting thing ever (aside from the recent Lindsey Hohan crotch shot that's floating around). There is an entire series of pictures of Brooke Sheilds picking her eye booger and then sticking her finger in her mouth. I'd hate to know what she does after she gets though poo poo'ing.

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Anonymous said...: Okay, that's just about one of the grossest things I've ever seen. And I've seen some pretty gross sh*t!

I'll never look at her the same way again. . . . .; 10:09 AM
The Mistress said...: Is she anorexic? Is this her only form of nutrition?; 11:12 AM
Anonymous said...: she's not anorexic, mj. she's suffering from post-traumatic stress i gotta kick tom freaking-crazy ass cruise's ass and i can't find a job and haven't had one in a decade syndrome.; 6:31 PM
T-girl said...: LMAO at all of you!

I always wonder with these shots if they are real... I mean obviously they are REAL, but are they in context? How do we know that 1 actually goes with the other or before 2?; 9:30 PM
D. Prince said...: That is just gross.; 1:06 AM
sharonje927 said...: Yuck! Gross!

But I'm with T. Maybe, just maybe, she got some hand sanitizer or alcohol with her and used it after doing what she's doing in the first pic.; 2:19 AM

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