J. Lo Hits New Low

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Remember the days of Bennifer? Remember the big booty days? Well, their gone. All gone. I hope Jennifer Lopez made a scrap book of those days because they are ova.

Her new album "Como Ama Una Mujer" sold only 49, 452 (why is anyone surprised?) and finished at number 10. Not bad if you ask me but when you consider that she finished behind a repackaged Elton John's Greatest Hits, it puts things in perspective for you.

Remember the buzz about Scientology? Some reports suggest Lopez buddied up with Tom Cruise to fuel speculation even though she had no interest in joining. Looks like it didn't help.

Ever since she married Lestat...I mean Marc Anthony...her career has been in the casket...I mean toilet.