Love The One You're With

Angelina Jolie is hopping mad at Jennifer Anniston for having the AUDACITY to send her newly adopted son, Pax, a bus load of books and games and a nice congratulation's card. Jolie reportedly threw the card into the trash seconds after glancing over it. Papa Pitt is said to be less than pleased by his girlfriend's reaction considering Billy Bob Thornton recently revealed that he and Jolie still talk occasionally.

In an unrelated story, Oprah is also miffed at Jolie for not promoting her prison...I mean school in Africa. Sources say that Jolie has never forgiven Oprah for taking Anniston's side after her divorce from Pitt.

Personally, I've been waiting for the day that both Jolie and Pitt would get theirs. I think it's pretty shitty what they both did. Now, don't get me wrong...I think Anniston played the victim waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy to long, but it's easy to be a back seat driver.

I think it's safe to say the bloom is falling off of the little Pitt-Jolie rose. Instead of the sweet, lilting scent of a summer bloom, the relationship is starting to smell like a pail of dirty diapers contributed to by four children under the age of five.