Belly Chain? Really?

With this particular pose, I think it's safe to suggest Brooke Hogan ('ho' being of particular importance) believes the rest of us should pack it up and go home because the epitome of 'coolness' has arrived. 

Brooke would be wrong. 

Aside from the fact that belly chains went out with Coca-Cola shirts, she successfully managed to skank up a sweater cardigan.

The only thing this ensemble is missing is one-inch acrylic nails.