From My Lips To God's Ear

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Sally, Sally, Sally. Your bosom is bountiful and your legs...are legs with heinous red shoes attached to them. I noticed that you pose thus in just about every picture you make. Why? Is it to draw our attention away from your hurricane blown hair? Or perhaps to force us to focus on anything other than your 'striking' red sleeves. I do appreciate your efforts at coordination however. Have you been working out? Is that why you display your calf muscle so proudly? Or did you get your shoes on sale and want to make sure we are aware of your thrifty nature?

If you paid more than $50 for that entire ensemble (including hair and makeup) then you paid about $49.99 too much.

I found this on your website:

Sally Kirkland is well known for her abilities as an award winning actress of film, television and stage. She is also [as] insightful radio host."

Obviously, you are more insightful in some areas than you are in others.