Us Weekly reports that Drew Lachey and his wife Lea, gave birth to a beautiful little girl whom they've named Isabella (thank God..a normal name). Drew Lachey danced his way to fame on Dancing With The Stars while Skankica got her lips Meg Ryan'd.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Us Weekly reports that Drew Lachey and his wife Lea, gave birth to a beautiful little girl whom they've named Isabella (thank God..a normal name). Drew Lachey danced his way to fame on Dancing With The Stars while Skankica got her lips Meg Ryan'd.
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- Name: Maddie
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I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
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Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
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Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
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Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
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Ex. Kevin Federline
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Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
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Ex. Whitney Houston
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Meg Ryan is just weird. I heart the Lachey's!
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