You Chose The Bear Rug Because...?
Britney Spears as a pro-life model

I really don't know what to say about this...I feel I should allow the pictures to speak for themselves.

Oh what the heck...I'll give it a shot.

ARE YOU JOKING ME???? First of all, I seriously doubt Britney's arms were that cut but I will allow that her ass was most likely that big. I can just hear the 'beep...beep...beep" when she backed up. I've had two kids...I know.

AND YOU KNOW SHE WAS CRYING!! Who are they kidding? No one looks that serene during child birth unless they have a morphine drip, four Demoral shots and an epidural...and I don't see anything anywhere EXCEPT THE BIG BEAR HEAD. What you can't see from the picture, is the 'rear' view shows the baby's head crowing.

"Salt n Peppa's here and we're in effect..want you to push it good..."


If I was that bear rug I would be PISSED. To read the full story for yourself, click here.