March 23rd, 1975
6:56 am

Thirty one years ago, a young woman gave birth to a tiny, ugly, pink, mewling bundle of joy. She had no idea as she cuddled the babe to her bosom, that the flesh of her flesh would one day make her the subject of an internet blog by exposing her more 'charming' moments.

So to that woman, my wonderful mother, thank you for all you've done and thanks for your wonderful sense of humor.