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Monday, April 24, 2006

Lindsey Lohan's "Brief" Stint As A Plumber

This, my friends, is a promo still from Lindsey's hosting gig on Saturday night live last weekend. I ASSume she was trying to poke fun of the fact that she mooned about 3 million kids who were watching the Nick Kid's Awards or whatever it was. Frankly, I really don't care enough to get the title of where ever she was correct.

Is she pointing to the tick/mole on her cheek or what? Is she inviting us to kiss it? Are those jeans really as dark as they appear? Did she get a manicure? Will she ever Just. Go. Away?

4 Comments:

The Mistress said...: She's showing us where to insert the quarter to play a tune.; 12:12 AM
D. Prince said...: I long for the days when we didn't have to hear about her every friggin' day! I really don't get what the fascination is.; 4:37 PM
T-girl said...: I. CAN. NOT. STAND. THIS GIRL! UGH! I went to the mall today and the whole place was plastered with promos for her new movie. It looked worse then a teenage girl and her obsession with Orlando Bloom! I swear I wanted to gag every where I turned, since when is drug addicted, no talent, eating disordered a news headline? I mean come on there has to be SOMETHING better to report then her skank ass!; 10:31 PM
sharonje927 said...: Ahhh...now I know the reason of the dislike. Thanks T!

If not for this site, I am totally unaware of Hollywood gossips.

Never much of an entertainment gossip.; 4:58 AM

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