Those Boots Were Made For Walking

Away from the whoreiffic red scarf and Zebraesk purse. Ladies and Gentlemen...may I introduce you to Theadora Richardson, daughter of Keith Richardson. Her outfit is almost as ugly as her father. Sadly, Theadora suffers from what I like to call Atrociousitis. It starts off as a small infraction...perhaps a hangnail or even an ugly pair of shoes. Then it causes rot in the brain and what you see is likely similar to the above picture. I'm not sure what illness is visited upon her with the striped hose but it is not uncommon to see Atrociousitis explode into the Henious flu. Her face, sadly, is not a result of an illness. It is the byproduct of being bludgeoned with Keith Richardson's sperm while in the womb. Poor mite.