Piece of Shit
posted by Maddie at 4:40 PM
Friday, April 21, 2006
Piece of ShitAbout Me
- Name: Maddie
- Location: Alabama
I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Terms and Definitions
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Trailer Park Tammy • ( 'trA-ler park tam âe)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears as if she resides in a heavily populated trailer park.
Ex: Britney Spears
Redneck Rita • (red-ânek rit a)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, whose actions and opinions are similar to those of the rural South.
Ex: Tara Reid
Mattress-Back Road-Whore
(ma-tres bak rOd hOr)
adj.: An individual, usually a woman, who appears to have had many multiple partners and has a weathered appearance.
Ex. Paris Hilton
Fug • (fUg)
adj.: Frightingly ugly.
Ex. Bjork
Whoreible • (hOr a ble)
adj.: Marked by or conducive to horrible. Can also be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. Sharon Stone
Whoretrocious • (hOrtrO-shes)
adj.: Utterly revolting
Ex. Kevin Federline
Gone • (go-n)
adj.: So far removed from reality it is unlikely to come back. Can be used as a noun or pronoun.
Ex. "That outfit is so gone."
Skank • (ske[a]k)
adj.: An individual whose actions are similar to those of a Trailer Park Tammy or Mattress Back Roadwhore.
Ex. Jessica Simpson
Puddin • (pu-din)
adj.: An individual who may not reside in a trailer park but probably should.
Ex. Lindsey Lohan
Critter • (kri-ter)
adj.: A being of anomalous or uncertain aspect or nature.
Ex. Whitney Houston
Fantabulous • (fan'tab ye-les) adj.: The combined usage of âfabulousâ and âfantasticâ.
Ex. Jessica Alba
Whore • (hOr)
adj.: Jessica Simpson
Ex. Angelina Jolie
Previous Posts
- Sins Of The FatherI totally stole a picture of som...
- Those Boots Were Made For Walking Away from the wh...
- Flesh Of My Flesh"Son do you know where your daddy...
- Nick Lachey : "Jessica is a slut"Okay...he really ...
- Let The Battle For Earth BeginYeah...we've all hea...
- Kevin Federline Actionless FigureWeird AuctionsK. ...
- www.egotastic.comUnbikiniableI am all about embrac...
- MissingDon't worry...I'm coming back. I have just ...
- Melanie Skankith Cityrag.comLord Jesus. What in th...
- www.lestoil.netTragicStar Magazine is reporting th...
6 Comments:
Eeekkk!!!
That is such a shock! I can't believe he's that sick!
I am not sure WHAT to say to this! Generally these things are sealed so that they can not be read outside the court, especially in Hollywood type cases (Cali has laws for this) so I am confussed as to how this was made public, of course there are always ways and there are always circumstances where they are NOT sealed so who knows. I am interested in what is said in the next few days as to authenticity of this. If it IS correct, then he is a total ASS! LOL
i read denise's statement in its entirety. OMG! he's horrible.
Piece of shit!
I couldn't agree more.
Yeah, that's plain horrible if it's true. I could never forgive child pornography...just plain wrong in every sense of the word. I hope it's not true...not because I like Charlie but just because I'd hate for it to be true. I read the first page of the declaration and it doesn't seem to be very well written...seems to repeat the same things over and over. But I am not a lawyer so what do I know.
Yeah I said the same thing SW, I had my MIL look at it (she is a court clerk so she knows all this kind of stuff) though and she said it looks real, or a really good fake. I am interested in seeing what comes of this, he is saying it is NOT true (well duh! LOL) so who knows what will happen. As far as the porn, she said "they LOOK to be under EIGHTTEEN" That could mean what? 17, 16, 15! LOL A lot of those porn girls look about 12 to begin with! LOLOLOLOLOL
Post a Comment
<< Home