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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Jealousy

My husband has been blogging for four days and already another blogger has featured his blog. I'm not bitter or anything, it's fine that no one has written about my blog. No, really. I'm just going to call my friend in Las Vegas who specializes in voo doo dolls and make sure that MJ has an interesting day.

Click here to read Mj's hysterical write up at the Infomaniac.

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Aw. Congratulations, Billy! LOL

You two are so cute!; 8:32 AM
Prunella Jones said...: Very cute!; 9:48 AM
T-girl said...: CUTE write up... although it took me a mo to realise MJ is a Brit! I was like "wtf did Mad marry a Yankee!" LMAO "HELLO? McFly"; 10:52 AM
Sharie said...: That is awesome, Kimmmie!!! I'm happy for P!; 11:13 AM
The Mistress said...: Hi t-girl...I'm actually a Brit-loving Canuck.; 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't feel so bad Maidink said the same thing when I started mine.; 2:04 PM
Unknown said...: Maddie how adorable are you and your hubby? And babe, you are gorgeous.

MJ, love the write up!; 10:31 PM
sharonje927 said...: That is a great write up, about P's blog, Maddie. :D

Congrats to him! :D :D; 1:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Oh come on. Be happy for him! Don't be hatin'. . . *g*

Besides, green's not really your color. *wink*

Way to go Billy! LOL; 8:08 AM
Hilander said...: I have a link to your blog on my blog! I love you points of view on the celebs.; 2:34 PM
Maddie said...: Thank you! I'll be more than happy to add you to mine as well!

Welcome by the way...; 3:31 PM

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: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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