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Monday, August 14, 2006

Please Quit Your Day Job

Girl cannot dance...

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...: I can do better than that. Ahem, but I don't want to brag. *snort*

SL; 6:54 PM
Pamer said...: is she wearing the same no-ass outfit as in the post below?? LOL; 6:58 PM
Maddie said...: Yep. Is it not the worst?; 7:02 PM

: Name: Maddie; Location: Alabama

I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?

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Ex: Britney Spears

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Ex. Jessica Simpson

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Ex. Lindsey Lohan

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