Bringing Britney Back

I am so freaking excited. Justin Timberlake admitted that he called Britney Spears to wish her well while she recovers from her numerous addictions (drugs, drink, food, sperm, hair clippers etc.). He said he called her because he was concerned and that she's a really good woman. Hm hum. This from the man who wrote TWO songs about her on TWO different albums.

It's all going according to my plan...dump Kevin, get rid of Cameron, announce to the press that you have in fact been in contact, stage a comeback. I just got up from my desk and did a cartwheel.

Mark my words...they WILL get back together. I just peed my pants at the mere thought of it.