Hooked On Phonics

Britney Spears is so upset over her failed relationships, that's she writing a book about it and naming the people who 'done' her wrong. I have, in my possession, a sneak peak of the first chapter:

"Hey Ya'll! I bet ya'll never thought this day would come: the day when my name and 'book' were mentioned in the same sentence! It's a lot harder to write than I thought. I wasn't sure how I should hold the pencil but I made some notes on a paper towel and it's kinda hard to make out some of my scribbling now. You may ask yourself why I'm writing a book. It's for my kid's. I want to leave them this legacy. So if anyone sees them or knows where they are...tell 'em I said that, okay?"