I'm sure that 45 days from now, when Paris Hilton exits the Women's Detention Center in Linwood California, she will be thinking of none of these things, because hopefully she will be somebody's bitch and her fingernails will be broken and chipped from wiping shit off the walls of the jail cell. Her vocabulary will have expanded to include words like "work" and "contribution to society" and "I'll beat yo ass if you look at me again you rich bitch" as well as "solitary confinement".
So bask in the warming rays of the Sun and know that for at least a month and a half, all is right with the world.
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I just KNEW this was about that! Isn't it like the best news you have had all year? LOL I read something to the effect of "her visably upset parents" and I thought "well hell yeah, someone is finally stepping in and doing what they should have all those years ago! I bet they feel like... ready?... tools!" ;)
Somehow I doubt it... She will be on the Martha Stewart programme...Somehow there will be a remodelling...
Don't say it. My husband says there is no way she will serve the entire time and I'm trying not to let it ruin my day.
I would love nothing more than to see her step out from the big house getting her CORNROLL on with a big N.W.A shirt on with "straight otta compton" playing in the background. I say let her stay the 45. Maybe she will get a well needed reality check!
Anon...that may be the funniest comment ever.
Well sure it was. It was from probably the funniest friend you have ever had or will have in your in life! "STRAIGHT OUTTA COKER"
I KNEW IT WAS YOU! WHEN YOU PUT 'CORNROLL' IN ALL CAPS, I SAID TO MY SELF "SELF...THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHEA COMMENT"...
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