The Hills Are Alive With Music

There is something about watching the sun rise that makes you feel whole and new. One need only look at the early morning rays as they stretch to touch towering trees and gently nudge the flowers awake. It's not hard to think about innocence and joy.

I'm sure that 45 days from now, when Paris Hilton exits the Women's Detention Center in Linwood California, she will be thinking of none of these things, because hopefully she will be somebody's bitch and her fingernails will be broken and chipped from wiping shit off the walls of the jail cell. Her vocabulary will have expanded to include words like "work" and "contribution to society" and "I'll beat yo ass if you look at me again you rich bitch" as well as "solitary confinement".

So bask in the warming rays of the Sun and know that for at least a month and a half, all is right with the world.