American Education At Its Finest:


Mother: "I really hope we can get this new garden home! It has three bedrooms, two baths and hardwood floors!"

Moi: "How much room will you be giving up?"

Mother: "None! Its still three bedrooms like our house now!"

Moi: "No...I mean square feet wise."

Mother: "Well the one we are looking at now is seventeen and a half hundered square feet."

Moi: "You mean 1750 square feet?"

Mother: "Yes. Please don't tell that on the radio."

Moi: "I wont!"