The First Cut Is The Deepest

You ain't never lied. Girl...hold up...wait a minute...let me put my scissors in it. That nasty ensemble is beyond every negative connotation I can come up with. The health department needs to SHUT YOU DOWN. Do you want to know why that little flap of material is pointing toward the ground? Cause that's where that entire outfit needs to be buried. Right up under that AstroTurf.