Monday, December 04, 2006

Meltdown
Over the weekend Jessica Simpson attended the Kennedy Center Honors to honor Dolly Parton. As much as it pains me to admit this, she looked very pretty. Jessica was to sing "9 to 5" as tribute to Parton. But somewhere along the way, she lost her nerve. In the middle of her performance, she begins mumling something to the effect of 'so nervous' and abruptly leaves the stage mid-song leaving nothing but a silent and shocked audience in her wake. No applause...nothing. Later when she had to return for the end of the show and perform with the other artist, she was said to be in tears.

Never fear though...I heard that her daddy french kissed her back stage and made it all better. Okay not really, but I'm sure he thought about it.

The show will air on CBS on December 26th. I'm sure Jessica's performance will be edited out. Dang it.